The “D” Word: Seduction by Awkwardness

So I had a bad date with the help of Dutch, so the best thing to do was Taylor Swift it.

Shake that shit off.

And yes, Taylor Swift is a guilty pleasure and one of my spirit animals.  Judge me all you want.

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Mar 26 0

The “D” Word: Take a deep breath…

… and it’s time to dive into the single pool to try and catch me a fish.  Or as other people call it – dating.

I put myself on a dating site, then it’s a case of pulling on a metaphorical pair of waders and find a frog worth kissing.  Unfortunately, having been in a relationship for a while meant that I was somewhat naive.

So here it is: my first date since the big break-up.  And it was a doozy…

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Mar 2 0

The “D” Word: Ready to mingle

You’re single and ready to mingle.  You have the flattering sexy dress / outfit, you nailed your make-up, you’re oozing confidence but there’s a hitch:

How do you meet people to date?!

Seriously?  What do you do?!  Cover yourself in bacon and stand in the middle of a club to twerk?  Set up a Wile E. Coyote trap with a decent steak and beer, stooped round the corner holding the other end of the string?  How was I going to get into the dating scene?!

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Feb 22 0

The “D” word: Dating

I get it a lot… Why are you single?  You’re attractive / funny / smart / etc, how come you’re not married?  You’d be an awesome wife / mum one day.

“That’s sweet of you to say,” I reply.  It’s not for a lack of trying, but I must confess finding love is not high on my list of things I must have in my life right now.  Also this is pretty accurate:

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