The “D” Word: Seduction by Awkwardness

So I had a bad date with the help of Dutch, so the best thing to do was Taylor Swift it.

Shake that shit off.

And yes, Taylor Swift is a guilty pleasure and one of my spirit animals.  Judge me all you want.


Mar 26 0

The “D” Word: Ready to mingle

You’re single and ready to mingle. ¬†You have the¬†flattering sexy dress / outfit, you nailed your make-up, you’re oozing confidence but there’s a hitch:

How do you meet people to date?!

Seriously?  What do you do?!  Cover yourself in bacon and stand in the middle of a club to twerk?  Set up a Wile E. Coyote trap with a decent steak and beer, stooped round the corner holding the other end of the string?  How was I going to get into the dating scene?!



Feb 22 0

The “D” word: Dating

I get it a lot…¬†Why are you single? ¬†You’re attractive / funny / smart / etc, how come you’re not married? ¬†You’d be an awesome wife / mum one day.

“That’s sweet of you to say,” I reply. ¬†It’s not for a lack of trying, but I must confess finding love is not high on my list of things I must have in my life right now. ¬†Also this is pretty accurate:



Jan 20 0